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| | Category: | Military jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 14 | | | | Joke: | Q: How many Pentagon procurement officers does it take to change a lightbulb ?A: Look, for only $87 billion, we can put up this chain of fluorescent satellites that will illuminate the whole planet. | | | |
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