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| | Category: | Military jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 14 | | | | Joke: | Q: How many U.S marines does it take to screw in a light bulb ?A: 50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him . | | | |
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