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| | Category: | Military jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 15 | | | | Joke: | A trooper asks a sergeant:- Is it true that man descended from a monkey?- Yes, troopers possibly were. But not sergeants. | | | |
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