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| | Category: | Military jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 21 | | | | Joke: | The Pentagon once did a study on why so many American Servicemen marry women in the countries where theyre stationed. Contrary to popular belief, loneliness had nothing to do with it. Once the men rotated back to the US, all their in-laws were thousands of miles away. | | | |
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