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| | Category: | Military jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 23 | | | | Joke: | The first woman recruit in the Army reported for duty and was told that although her quarters would be in a separate building, she was to mess with the men.It wasnt until four weeks later someone finally told her that meant to eat her meals with them. | | | |
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