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| | Category: | Military jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 21 | | | | Joke: | Officer: Soldier, do you have change for a dollar? Soldier: Sure, buddy. Officer: Thats no way to address an officer! Now lets try it again. Soldier, do you have change for a dollar? Soldier: No, SIR! | | | |
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