Viewing Joke:
| | Category: | Military jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 18 | | | | Joke: | A young naval student was being put through the paces by an old sea captain. "What would you do if a sudden storm sprang up on the starboard?" asked the captain."Throw out an anchor, sir." replied the naval student."What would you do if another storm sprang up aft?" asked the captain."Throw out another anchor, sir." answered the student."And if another terrific storm sprang up forward, what would you do?" asked the captain."Throw out another anchor." replied the student."Hold on," said the Captain. "Where are you getting all your anchors from?"The naval student replied, "From the same place youre getting all of your storms, sir." | | | |
 Add to del.icio.us
 Digg this
 Reddit
|
|
More Military Jokes:
|
| 1. | Category: Military jokes  | | Q. "Why do the commodes in Marine barracks have the cut-out type seats?" A. "So that if the seat falls while theyre drinking, it wont smack them in the back of the head"... more
| | 2. | Category: Military jokes | | Following some duty overseas, the officers at the Fort were planning a welcome home party and dance for the unit. Being an all male combat force, they decided to request coeds from some of the surrounding colleges to attend. The Captain cal... more
| | 3. | Category: Military jokes | | A young naval student was being put through the paces by an old sea captain. "What would you do if a sudden storm sprang up on the starboard?" asked the captain."Throw out an anchor, sir." replied the naval student."What would you do if ano... more
| | 4. | Category: Military jokes | | During the Vietnam War, a hillbilly soldier shot about a dozen of the enemy during his first battle. The Sergeant said, "Howd you learn to shoot like that ? Have you ever been in combat before?" "Well suh," drawled the boy, "To be honest, t... more
| | 5. | Category: Military jokes | | I was an Air Force ICBM launch control officer in South Dakota. Two officers pulled 24-hour alerts in a launch control center that was surrounded by several Minuteman II silos. The facility and the silos were separated by several miles. We... more
| | 6. | Category: Military jokes | | Q: What do Saddam Hussein and General Custer have in common ? A: They both want to know where the hell those Tomahawks are coming from !... more
| | 7. | Category: Military jokes | | Following some duty overseas, the officers at the Fort were planning a welcome home party and dance for the unit. Being an all male combat force, they decided to request coeds from some of the surrounding colleges to attend. The Captain cal... more
| | 8. | Category: Military jokes | | Sargeant Williams was the newest drill instructor at AOCS, Aviation Officer Candidate School and as such was always trying to impress his company commander and the other officers in the Command. Daily he was seen jumping all over his office... more
| | 9. | Category: Military jokes | | The cavalryman was galloping down the road, rushing to catch up with his regiment. Suddenly his horse stumbled and pitched him to the ground. Lying in the dirt with a broken leg, terrified of the approachingenemy, the soldier called out: "A... more
| | 10. | Category: Military jokes | | Why did the army send so many women with PMS to the Persian Gulf?They fought like animals and retained water for 4 days.... more
|
Copyright
2006-2009 TheJokesNetwork.com All rights reserved. Privacy Policy. | 