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| | Category: | Military jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 20 | | | | Joke: | As he was drilling a batch of recruits, the sergeant saw that one of them was marching out of step. Walking up next to the man as they marched, he said sarcastically: "Do you know they are all out of step except you?""What?" asked the recruit innocently."I said -- they are all out of step except you!" thundered the sergeant.The recruit replied, "Well, sarge, youre in charge -- you tell them!" | | | |
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