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| | Category: | Mental health jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 25 | | | | Joke: | Mary was having a tough day and had stretched herself out on the couch to do a bit of what she thought to be well-deserved complaining and self- pitying.She moaned to her mom and brother, "Nobody loves me ... the whole world hates me!"Her brother, busily occupied playing a game, hardly looked up at her and passed on this encouraging word: "Thats not true, Mary. Some people dont even know you." | | | |
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