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| | Category: | Mental health jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 12 | | | | Joke: | Patient: Doctor, you must help me. Im under such a lot of stress, I keep losing my temper with people.Doctor: Tell me about your problem.Patient: I JUST DID, DIDNT I, YOU STUPID BASTARD!!! | | | |
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