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| | Category: | Men jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 124 | | | | Joke: | A neighbor of mine was bit by a stray rabid dog. I went to see how he was and found him writing furiously. I told him rabies could be cured and he didnt have to worry about a will. He said, "Will, what will? Im making a list of people Im gonna bite." | | | |
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