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| Q. Whats the fastest way to a mans heart? A. Through his chest with a sharp knife.... more | |
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| Men are like fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and its a womans job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something youd like to have dinner with.... more | |
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| Q. What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name?A. You didnt hold the pillow down long enough.... more | |
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| Why do men prefer blondes? Men always like intellectual company... more | |
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| Why are men like blenders?You need one, but youre not quite sure why.... more | |
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| Men are like pillows.Eventually, even the best ones get soft and lumpy.... more | |
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| Q: What are two reasons why men dont mind their own business?1. No mind2. No business.... more | |
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| Women dream of world peace, a safe environment, and eliminating hunger.What do men dream of?Being stuck in a lift with the Spice girls.... more | |
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| Q. Whats the best way to force a man to do sit ups?A. Put the remote control between his toes.... more | |
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| Men are like animals: messy, insensitive andpotentially violent, but they make great pets.... more |
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