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| Wanting to lose weight, a woman placed a picture of a shapely, pinup model in her refrigerator to remind her of her goal. The reminder worked like a charm as the woman discovered that she had lost ten pounds in the first month of using this... more | |
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| Men are like high heels. Theyre easy to walk on once you get the hang of it.... more | |
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| Q: What are two reasons why men dont mind their own business?1. No mind2. No business.... more | |
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| Question: How many men does it take to mop the floor?Answer: None, its a womens job.... more | |
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| There are a lot of words you can use to describe men: strong, caring, loving.Theyd be wrong, but you could still use them.... more | |
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| A neighbor of mine was bit by a stray rabid dog. I went to see how he was and found him writing furiously. I told him rabies could be cured and he didnt have to worry about a will. He said, "Will, what will? Im making a list of people Im go... more | |
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| Q. Whats the best way to force a man to do sit ups?A. Put the remote control between his toes.... more | |
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| Q: Why is it dangerous to let your mans mind wander?A: Its too little to be out alone.... more | |
| 9. | Category: Men jokes |
| Men are like plungers.They spend most of their lives in a hardware store or the bathroom... more | |
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| QUESTION: Why are lifesavers better than men? ANSWER: They come in five flavors.... more |
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