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| A neighbor of mine was bit by a stray rabid dog. I went to see how he was and found him writing furiously. I told him rabies could be cured and he didnt have to worry about a will. He said, "Will, what will? Im making a list of people Im go... more | |
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| What did God say after she made Eve?"Practice makes perfect."... more | |
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| Two confirmed bachelors sat talking. Their conversation drifted from politics to cooking. "I got a cookbook once," said the first, "but I could never do anything with it.""Too much fancy cooking in it, eh?" asked the second."You said it. Ev... more | |
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| Why do men prefer blondes? Men always like intellectual company... more | |
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| Why did God create men first? Because we learn from mistakes.... more | |
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| There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men:"dont" and "stop".... more | |
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| Why did God create a man before a women?You need a rough draft before you have a final copy.... more | |
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| why dont men do laundry? cause the washer and dryer dont run on remote control!... more | |
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| Men are like curling irons. Theyre always hot, and theyre always in your hair.... more | |
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| How are men like noodles?They are always in hot water, they lack taste and they need dough.... more |
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