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| Why does a man only get half-hour lunch-breaks?So his boss doesnt have to retrain him.... more | |
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| How are men like noodles?They are always in hot water, they lack taste and they need dough.... more | |
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| Q. Why do men need instant replay on TV sports?A. Because after 30 seconds they forget what happened.... more | |
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| The difference between men and womenA man is driving up a steep, narrow mountain road. A woman is driving down the same road. As they pass each other, the woman leans out the window and yells, "PIG!"The man immediately leans out his window... more | |
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| Q: Did you hear about the new "morning after" pill for men?A: It changes their blood type.... more | |
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| Why do little boys whine?Because theyre practicing to be men.... more | |
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| Men are like fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and its a womans job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something youd like to have dinner with.... more | |
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| Men are like government bonds. They take so long to mature.... more | |
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| why dont men do laundry? cause the washer and dryer dont run on remote control!... more | |
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| Men are like mini skirts. If youre not careful, theyll creep up your legs.... more |
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