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| Whats the difference between a man and E.T.?E.T. phoned home.... more | |
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| Men are like vacuum cleaners.Theyre not much fun, but at least you get to push them around.... more | |
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| How do you scare a man? Sneak up behind him and start throwing rice.... more | |
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| Q. What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name?A. You didnt hold the pillow down long enough.... more | |
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| Q. How do men exercise on the beach?A. By sucking in their stomachs every time they see a bikini.... more | |
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| why dont men do laundry? cause the washer and dryer dont run on remote control!... more | |
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| Q. What makes a man think about a candlelight dinner?A. A power failure.... more | |
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| Q. What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?A. A widow.... more | |
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| Q. Why do men like smart women?A. Opposites attract.... more | |
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| Men are like shag carpets.Soft, fuzzy and extremely easy to walk on.... more |
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