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| | Category: | Marriage jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 55 | | | | Joke: | Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "Youre next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals. | | | |
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