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| | Category: | Marriage jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 77 | | | | Joke: | On his way out of church, Frank stopped at the door to speak to the minister. "Would it be right," he asked, "for a person to profitfrom the mistakes of another?" "Absolutely not!" replied the pastor. "In that case," said the young man, "I wonder if youd considerreturning the hundred dollars I paid you to marry my wife and melast July." | | | |
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