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| | Category: | Marriage jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 139 | | | | Joke: | A couple came upon a wishing well. The husband leaned over, made a wish and threw in a penny. The wife decided to make a wish, too. But she leaned over too much, fell into the well, and drowned. The husband was stunnedfor a while but then smiled and said, "It really works!" | | | |
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