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| | Category: | Marriage jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 118 | | | | Joke: | Ive never been much on fashion, but got quite a few compliments on a new sports jacket I wore to work one day. Mysecretary asked me where I got it and I told her that it was a surprise from my wife. I went home early yesterday, and there itwas, on the back of a kitchen chair. | | | |
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