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| | Category: | Marriage jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 64 | | | | Joke: | Mrs. Culpepper was almost in tears. "Oh Marie," she said to her maid, "I have reason to suspect that my husband ishaving an affair with his secretary.""I dont believe it for one minute !" Marie snapped."Youre just saying that to make me jealous !!!" | | | |
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