Viewing Joke:
| | Category: | Marriage jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 108 | | | | Joke: | A guy is dating three women and cant decide which one to marry. He gives each $1,000 to see how well they can manage money. The first one spends $800 and puts $200 in the bank. The second one spends $200 and puts $800 in the bank. The third one puts the whole $1,000 in the bank. Which one does he end up marrying? The most beautiful one.. | | | |
 Add to del.icio.us
 Digg this
 Reddit
|
|
More Marriage Jokes:
|
| 1. | Category: Marriage jokes  | | The man told his doctor that he wasnt able to do all the things around the house that he used to do. The doctor started a long and thorough examination, but finally found nothing wrong with the man. When the examination was complete, he sai... more
| | 2. | Category: Marriage jokes | | Wife, opening mail, to spouse: "The bank says that this is our last notice. Isnt it wonderful that theyre not going to bother us anymore?... more
| | 3. | Category: Marriage jokes  | | The Yuppie showered a Yuppette with gifts for over a month. He took her to fancy restaurants and expensive resorts. Finally, he proposed, "Bernie, if you will marry me, I have enough money to provide you with anything your little heart desi... more
| | 4. | Category: Marriage jokes | | In the midst of a veritable downpour, a gallant driver sawa woman alone in the mud trying to change a flat tire, andcouldnt bear passing her by. He completed the job for her,and, soaked to the skin, exclaimed jovially, "There, littlelady, t... more
| | 5. | Category: Marriage jokes  | | A man walks in a bank, gets in line, and when it's his turn he pulls
out a gun and robs the bank. To make sure he leaves no witnesses, he turns around and
asks the next customer in line, "Did you see me rob this bank?" The customer says... more
| | 6. | Category: Marriage jokes | | In West Kerry, the wife commented, "When we were first married, you took the small piece of steak and gave me the larger. You dont love me any more...." "Nonsense, darling," replied the husband, "you cook better now."... more
| | 7. | Category: Marriage jokes | | This man was sitting quietly reading his paper one morning, peacefullyenjoying himself,when his wife sneaks up behind him and wacks him on the back of hishead with a hugefrying pan.Man: "What was that for?"Wife: "What was that piece of pape... more
| | 8. | Category: Marriage jokes | | A man comes home and hears hard breathing female noises frominside the aprtment, walks inside to find his wife on the floorof the living room naked. Wife yells, "help, help, I am havinga heart attack", the husband runs in the other room to... more
| | 9. | Category: Marriage jokes | | During the wedding rehearsal, the groom approached the vicar with an unusual offer. "Look, Ill give you $100 if youll change the wedding vows. When you get to me and the part where Im to promise to love, honor and obey and forsaking all oth... more
| | 10. | Category: Marriage jokes  | | Wife: "Do you think of me when youre away darling?"Husband: "Yes honey, I always bare you in mind."... more
|
Copyright
2006-2008 TheJokesNetwork.com All rights reserved. Privacy Policy. | 