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| | Category: | Marriage jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 105 | | | | Joke: | This man was sitting quietly reading his paper one morning, peacefullyenjoying himself,when his wife sneaks up behind him and wacks him on the back of hishead with a hugefrying pan.Man: "What was that for?"Wife: "What was that piece of paper in your pants pocket with the nameMarylou written onit?"Man: "Oh honey, remember two weeks ago when I went to the horse races?Marylou wasthe name of one of the horses I bet on."The wife looked all satisfied and goes off to work around the house.Three days later he isonce again sitting in his chair reading and she repeats the frying panswatting.Man: "What the hell was that for this time?"Wife: "Your horse called." | | | |
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