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| | Category: | Marriage jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 83 | | | | Joke: | Not that my wifes the jealous type or anything, but one day at work, I had taken this temp who was filling in for my secretary to lunch in gratitude for an outstanding job on a very difficult project. As luck would have it, there was my wife waiting in the office for my return. The temp, who was truly a ravishing beauty said, "Oh, Mrs. Moore, Im so happy to meet you. Im your husbands new secretary."Within a single heart beat my wife quietly intoned, "OH ? Really ? Were you ???" | | | |
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