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| | Category: | Marriage jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 108 | | | | Joke: | I know a husband and wife who have separate bedrooms, drive differentcars, take separate vacations, work different shifts, have their owncomputers, and even have their own ISPs, separate e-mail addresses andHome Pages. They say theyre doing everything they can to keep theirmarriage together. | | | |
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