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| | Category: | Marriage jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 95 | | | | Joke: | Returning from her vacation, the young secretary was telling anyonewho would listen about what a fun time she had. She then asked for twoweeks leave in which to get married."But you just had two weeks off," said the boss. "Why didnt you getmarried then ?""What and ruin my vacation ?" she whined. | | | |
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