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| | Category: | Marriage jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 84 | | | | Joke: | Following a bitter divorce a husband saw his wife at a party andsneered, "You know, I was a fool when I married you."The wife simply sighed and replied, "Yes, dear, I know, but I was inlove and didnt really notice." | | | |
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