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| | Category: | Marriage jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 76 | | | | Joke: | Lee was known among his friends for the punctuality with which he senthis wife her alimony payment each month. When he was asked the reasonfor his haste he shivered and replied: "Im afraid that if I shouldever fall behind in the payments to that witch, she might well try torepossess me." | | | |
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