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| | Category: | Marriage jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 101 | | | | Joke: | In the midst of a veritable downpour, a gallant driver sawa woman alone in the mud trying to change a flat tire, andcouldnt bear passing her by. He completed the job for her,and, soaked to the skin, exclaimed jovially, "There, littlelady, thats done!" "Quiet," she ordered him. "Youll wakeup my husband. Hes taking a nap in the back seat." | | | |
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