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| | Category: | Marriage jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 60 | | | | Joke: | Son: Is it true? Dad, I heard that in ancient China, a man doesnt know his wife until he marries.Father: That happens everywhere, son, everywhere! | | | |
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