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| | Category: | Marriage jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 66 | | | | Joke: | Some people ask the secret of Anthonys long marriage.They take time to go to a restaurant two times a week: a little candlelight dinner, soft music, and a slow walk home.The Mrs. goes Tuesdays; He goes Fridays. | | | |
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