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| | Category: | Marriage jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 108 | | | | Joke: | Hubby - You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why? Wife - When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears. Hubby - You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you? Wife - Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, "What other problem can there be greater than this one?" | | | |
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