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| | Category: | Marriage jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 61 | | | | Joke: | A young husband with an inferiority complex insisted he was just a little pebble on a vast beach.The marriage counselor, trying to be creative, told him, "If you wish to save your marriage, youd better be a little boulder." | | | |
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