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| | Category: | Marriage jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 88 | | | | Joke: | Old Farmer Johnson was dying. The family was standing around his bed. With a low voice he sad to his wife: "When Im dead I want you to marry farmer Jones."Wife: "No, I cant marry anyone after you."Johnson: "But I want you to."Wife: "But why?"Johnson: "Jones once cheated me in a horse deal!" | | | |
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