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| | Category: | Marriage jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 68 | | | | Joke: | An Irish couple, whose married bliss was not without a few "squalls" received a humble lecture from their priest regarding their disgraceful quarrels. "Why, that dog and cat you have agree better than you." "If yer reverencell tie them together, yell soon change yer mind." | | | |
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