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| | Category: | Marriage jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 62 | | | | Joke: | In West Kerry, the wife commented, "When we were first married, you took the small piece of steak and gave me the larger. You dont love me any more...." "Nonsense, darling," replied the husband, "you cook better now." | | | |
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