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| | Category: | Lawyer jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 218 | | | | Joke: | "How can I ever thank you?" gushed a woman to her lawyer, after he had solved her legal troubles. "My dear woman," lawyer replied, "Ever since the Phoenicians invented money there has been only one answer to that easy question." | | | |
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