| 1. | Category: Lawyer jokes  | | How many lawyers does it take to change a lightbulb?None, theyd rather keep their clients in the dark.... more
| | 2. | Category: Lawyer jokes | | Q: If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why dont you swerve to hit him?A: It might be your bicycle.... more
| | 3. | Category: Lawyer jokes  | | "You seem to have more than the average share of intelligence for a man ofyour background," sneered the lawyer at a witness on the stand. "If I wasnt under oath, Id return the compliment," replied the witness.... more
| | 4. | Category: Lawyer jokes  | | A lawyer named Strange died, and his friend asked the tombstone maker to inscribe on his tombstone, "Here lies Strange, an honest man, and a lawyer." The inscriber insisted that such an inscription would be confusing, for passersby would te... more
| | 5. | Category: Lawyer jokes | | A man walks into a friend and sees that his friends caris total loss and covered with leaves, grass, branches,dirt and blood. He asks his friend,"Whats happened to your car?""Well," the friend responses, "I ran into a lawyer"."OK," says the... more
| | 6. | Category: Lawyer jokes | | A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing atthe counter methodically placing "Love" stamps on bright pink envelopes with heartsall over them. He then takes out a perfume bottle and starts spraying sce... more
| | 7. | Category: Lawyer jokes | | At a convention of biological scientists one researcher remarks to another: "Did you know that in our lab we have switched from mice to lawyers for our experiments?" "Really?" the other replied, "Why did you switch?" "Well, for four very go... more
| | 8. | Category: Lawyer jokes | | Why dont lawyers play hide-and-seek?Nobody will look for them.... more
| | 9. | Category: Lawyer jokes | | If I had but one life to give for my country, it would be a lawyers.... more
| | 10. | Category: Lawyer jokes | | If you laid all the lawyers in the world head to foot around the Equator, then...Hey, come to think of it, thats not a bad idea.... more
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