| 1. | Category: Lawyer jokes  | | What is the proper weight for a lawyer?About 3 pounds, .......not counting the urn!... more
| | 2. | Category: Lawyer jokes | | Have you seen the current remake of the movie "Cape Fear"? Its about a deranged psychotic who is seeking revenge against a lawyer. The question is, while watching the movie, whom do you root for?... more
| | 3. | Category: Lawyer jokes | | If I had but one life to give for my country, it would be a lawyers.... more
| | 4. | Category: Lawyer jokes  | | "Excuse me," a young fellow said to an older librarian, "Ive just moved here and I wonder if this town has any criminal lawyers.""Well," replied the librarian, "I have lived here all my life and all I can tell you is we are pretty sure we d... more
| | 5. | Category: Lawyer jokes  | | WHAT VIS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A DEAD LAWYER IN THE ROAD, AND A DEAD SKUNK IN THE ROAD ?
SKID MARKS IN FRONT OF THE SKUNK !!... more
| | 6. | Category: Lawyer jokes  | | Lawyer: "Now that you have been acquitted, will you tell me truly? Did you steal the car?"Client: "After hearing your amazing argument in court this morning, Im beginning to think I didnt."... more
| | 7. | Category: Lawyer jokes | | What do lawyers do after they die?They lie still.... more
| | 8. | Category: Lawyer jokes | | First person: Do you know how to save five lawyers who are drowning?Second person: No.First person: Good!... more
| | 9. | Category: Lawyer jokes | | Why is it that if you give a child an encyclopedia, "lawyer" is always the third thing they look up?Because the first thing a child looks up is "dog." The second is "snake." And under snake, the encyclopedia says "See Lawyer."... more
| | 10. | Category: Lawyer jokes | | "You seem to have more than the average share of intelligence for a man ofyour background," sneered the lawyer at a witness on the stand. "If I wasnt under oath, Id return the compliment," replied the witness.... more
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