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| Q: If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why dont you swerve to hit him?A: It might be your bicycle.... more | |
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| Whats the difference between a lawyer and atrampoline?You should take your workboots off beforeyou jump on a trampoline.... more | |
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| If a lawyer and an IRS agent were both drowning, and you could only save one of them, would you go to lunch or read the paper?... more | |
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| Why is it dangerous for a lawyer to walk onto a construction site when plumbers are working?Because they might connect the drain line to the wrong suer.... more | |
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| A big-city lawyer was representing the railroad in a lawsuit filed by an old rancher. The ranchers prize bull was missing from the section through which the railroad passed. The rancher only wanted to be paid the fair value of the bull. The... more | |
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| A person is in the hospital and asked his doctor how much time does he have left to live. The doctor did not want to lie so he told him that he wouldnt make it through the night. So the person calls for his lawyer and asks him to come and s... more | |
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| How many lawyers does it take to stop a moving bus?Never enough.... more | |
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| What do lawyers do after they die?They lie still.... more | |
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| It seems that a devout, good couple was about to get married,but a tragic car accident ended their lives. When they got toheaven, they asked St. Peter if he could arrange for them toget married, saying that it was what they had hoped for in... more | |
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| What do you call an honest lawyer?An oxymoron.... more |
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