| 1. | Category: Lawyer jokes  | | "Excuse me," a young fellow said to an older librarian, "Ive just moved here and I wonder if this town has any criminal lawyers.""Well," replied the librarian, "I have lived here all my life and all I can tell you is we are pretty sure we d... more
| | 2. | Category: Lawyer jokes  | | A persistent job-seeker once appeared before President Lincoln and demanded an appointment to a judgeship. He was informed that there were no vacancies. The next day, while walking along the river, he saw a drowned man being pulled out, and... more
| | 3. | Category: Lawyer jokes | | A convicted con man was recently found to be impersonating a lawyer in New York City. To which one judge remarked, "I should have suspected he wasnt a lawyer. He was always so punctual and polite."... more
| | 4. | Category: Lawyer jokes  | | A woman was being questioned in a court trial involving slander. "Please repeat the slanderous statements you heard, exactly as you heard them," instructed the lawyer.The witness hesitated. "But they are unfit for any respectable person to... more
| | 5. | Category: Lawyer jokes | | It seems that a devout, good couple was about to get married,but a tragic car accident ended their lives. When they got toheaven, they asked St. Peter if he could arrange for them toget married, saying that it was what they had hoped for in... more
| | 6. | Category: Lawyer jokes | | Changing lawyers is like moving to a different deck chair on the Titantic.... more
| | 7. | Category: Lawyer jokes | | Why is it that if you give a child an encyclopedia, "lawyer" is always the third thing they look up?Because the first thing a child looks up is "dog." The second is "snake." And under snake, the encyclopedia says "See Lawyer."... more
| | 8. | Category: Lawyer jokes  | | Where is the best place to hide a lawyer?In a brief case.... more
| | 9. | Category: Lawyer jokes | | How many lawyers does it take to stop a moving bus?Never enough.... more
| | 10. | Category: Lawyer jokes | | A man walks into a friend and sees that his friends caris total loss and covered with leaves, grass, branches,dirt and blood. He asks his friend,"Whats happened to your car?""Well," the friend responses, "I ran into a lawyer"."OK," says the... more
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