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| | Category: | Lawyer jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 61 | | | | Joke: | Have you seen the current remake of the movie "Cape Fear"? Its about a deranged psychotic who is seeking revenge against a lawyer. The question is, while watching the movie, whom do you root for? | | | |
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