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| | Category: | Lawyer jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 172 | | | | Joke: | "You seem to have more than the average share of intelligence for a man ofyour background," sneered the lawyer at a witness on the stand. "If I wasnt under oath, Id return the compliment," replied the witness. | | | |
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