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| Did you hear that the Post Office had to recall its series of stamps depicting famous lawyers? People were confused about which side to spit on.... more | |
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| What is black and brown and looks good on a lawyer? A Doberman.... more | |
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| Whats the difference between a lawyer and an onion?You cry when you cut up an onion.... more | |
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| A woman was being questioned in a court trial involving slander. "Please repeat the slanderous statements you heard, exactly as you heard them," instructed the lawyer.The witness hesitated. "But they are unfit for any respectable person to... more | |
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| How many lawyers does it take to grease a combine?Only one if you run him through slowly!... more | |
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| What kind of clothes do lawyers wear?Lawsuits.... more | |
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| A doctor was vacationing at the seashore with his family. Suddenly, he spotted a fin sticking up in the water and fainted."Darling, it was just a shark," said his wife when he came to. "Youve got to stop imagining that there are lawyers eve... more | |
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| What do lawyers do after they die?They lie still.... more | |
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| If I had but one life to give for my country, it would be a lawyers.... more | |
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| A person is in the hospital and asked his doctor how much time does he have left to live. The doctor did not want to lie so he told him that he wouldnt make it through the night. So the person calls for his lawyer and asks him to come and s... more |
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