| 1. | Category: Computer jokes  | | Q: What is the difference between Windows 95 and Windows 98? A: 3 years... more
| | 2. | Category: Computer jokes  | | The programmer to his son: "Here, I brought you a new basketball.""Thank you, daddy, but where is the users guide?"... more
| | 3. | Category: Computer jokes | | Why did the school bully kick the classroom computer?Someone told him he was supposed to boot up the system.... more
| | 4. | Category: Computer jokes | | After buying a PC from a dealer of shady shady repute, the luckless customer unpacked his new toy and plugged it in to find it Dead On Arrival. Naturally, after checking the usual things, he called the dealer and explained his problem. Firs... more
| | 5. | Category: Computer jokes | | Another customer called Tech Support to say her brand-new computer wouldnt work. She said she unpacked the unit, plugged it in, and sat there for 20 minutes waiting for something to happen. When asked what happened when she pressed the powe... more
| | 6. | Category: Computer jokes | | Would you like to buy a second-hand computer?Im afraid not. Im only able to type with one hand as it is.... more
| | 7. | Category: Computer jokes | | Teacher: Shall I put the school computer on?Pupil: No, Miss, the dress youre wearing looks fine.... more
| | 8. | Category: Computer jokes | | Why all Pascal programmers ask to live in Atlantis?Because it is below C level.... more
| | 9. | Category: Computer jokes | | Ive been on my computer all night!Dont you think youd be more comfortable on a bed like everyone else?... more
| | 10. | Category: Computer jokes | | A doctor, a civil engineer, and a computer scientist were arguing about what was the oldest profession in the world. The doctor remarked "Well, in the Bible it says that God created Eve from a rib taken from Adam. This clearly required surg... more
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