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| | Category: | Computer jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 41 | | | | Joke: | A customer needed help setting up a new program, so the technician suggested he go to the local Egghead. "Yeah, I got me a couple of friends," the man said. When told Egghead was a software store, the man said, "Oh, I thought you meant for me to find a couple of geeks." | | | |
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