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| | Category: | Computer jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 37 | | | | Joke: | I heard that if you play the Windows NT 4.0 CD backwards, youll get a satanic message. But the most frightening thing is that if you play it forward, it installs NT 4.0! | | | |
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