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| Q: How many publishers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Three. One to screw it in and two more to hold down the editor.... more
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| How many journalists does it take to change a light bulb?"We just report the facts, we dont change them." Three. One to report it as an inspired government program to bring light to the people, one to report it as a diabolical government pl... more
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| What do you get if you cross a radio music presenter with Match of the Day ?DDDDDDDDDDDDDJ !... more
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| A film crew was on location deep in the desert. One day an old Indian went up to the director and said, "Tomorrow rain." The next day it rained. A week later, the Indian went up to the director and said, "Tomorrow storm." The next day there... more
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| A weather forecaster took a job in another part of the country. When asked why he transferred he replied, "The weather didnt agree with me."... more
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| George W. Bush is seen crossing the Potomac river on foot.The Washington Post : "President Bush crosses the Potomac River".The Washington Time : "Bushs conservative approach saves taxpayers a boat".Mother Jones : "Bush cant swim".... more
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| Reporter: What made you go out on that dangerous pond ice and risk your life to save a friend?Boy Hero: I had to do it. He had my skates on.... more
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| What do you get if you cross a newsreader and a toad ?A croaksman !... more
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| A Soviet journalist walks into the hospital and tells the desk nurse, "I want to see the eye-ear doctor.""There is no such doctor" she tells him. "Perhaps you would like to see someone else?""No, I need to see an eye-ear doctor," he says."B... more
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| A woman telephoned her local newspaper to let them know that she had just given birth to eighteen children. The reporter didnt quite hear the message and said, "Would you repeat that?" "Not if I can help it," replied the woman.... more
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