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| | Category: | Computer jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 26 | | | | Joke: | As most technophiles are aware, there are special programs to run scanners. These programs use a TWAIN driver to perform the scanning. TWAIN, the acronym, stands for "Technology Without An Interesting Name." | | | |
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