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| | Category: | Computer jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 23 | | | | Joke: | I overheard a woman in a computer store say to the sales assistant "I want a game capable of holding the interest of my six-year-old, but its got to be simple enough for his father to play, too." | | | |
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